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Dance Scene In A Film From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (13 days old)

Gene Kelly is one of my favourite actor singer and dancer and this clip from the film "It's Always Fair Weather" shows why Hopefully this will put a smile on someones face Enjoy … more

My drunk alter ego or my altered drunken ego From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (18 days old)

The whisky had steadied me but the world was swaying and tipsy, it was always such a lightweight. My ability to walk in a straight line was undaunted by my liquid acquaintance but the world was jerki… more

Note to BMW From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (28 days old)

Joy is firing your marketing team for coming up with a fantastically stupid ad campaign… more

Something for the Friday From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (34 days old)

Absolutely love these guys This is Flight of the Conchords and the song Beautiful Girl Always makes me smile. … more

I am too addicted to my blog keywords From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (35 days old)

I recently have become a bit unhealthily addicted to my keywords. I love when I get a weird one and spend far too much time thinking about who that person was and what they were looking for and how an… more

People We Lost Too Soon (Part One)- Mitch Hedberg From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (39 days old)

Mitch Hedberg Stand up I always think is best when the comedian takes something you see or do everyday and then completely flips it and makes you see it differently. Noone was as good at that as Mit… more

Julian Casablancas- 11th Dimension From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (49 days old)

After my previous post on the Strokes I could hardly not post this. It is The Strokes lead singer Jules' first single from his solo album out very soon. Absolutely love it and can imagine dancing to… more

Superman is a Dick From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (55 days old)

These are all genuine comics of Superman that prove once and for all that Superman is such a dick!!   For so many more reasons why Superman is a dick go here: http://superdickery.c… more

Double meaning quote of the day From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (56 days old)

"I want a career in writing really badly"… more

Why I love The Strokes From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (59 days old)

2001 was a bad year I was bittersweet 16 then and I was going through the horror of the best years of my life. I was lucky that I had avoided the pitfalls of the teenage years- never got acne, my v… more

Tarantino's next film From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (70 days old)

Surely Quentin Tarantino could not resist re-making this classic. This is the trailer from 1967 for a film called 'Teenage Mother', which literally left me with my jar on the floor for five minutes. … more

Notes on Smoking From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (105 days old)

So I quit smoking .....................................................for two weeks and then started again but hey I am addicted to nicotine, it takes a while to get the quitting thing right I think.… more

Tel Aviv, Meet the Parents and Hate Crimes- The Perfect Vacation From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (186 days old)

I feel like writing but I have absolutely no new stories to tell- its been a barren weekend so sometimes you just got to live in your memories. Tel Aviv 2008   'Slee ha bevakasha 20 marlboro ligh… more

Worst chat up line ever From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (194 days old)

Worst chat up line ever as said by my friend Greg last night- 'Hey baby, I got swine flu....do you wanna start an epidemic tonight?' And ackward silence followed.... . .. .   Gogol Bordello- Be… more

When theres smoke, theres Swine Flu From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (198 days old)

As if living poor wasn't bad enough, we are all going to seemingly die poor very very soon if the Swine flu epidemic is to be believed. I dont know about you but please give me cancer or AIDs to kill… more

Jobs, jobs everywhere but all make me wanna drink From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (204 days old)

'Are you Ok using scissors?' She asks me as If its perfectly normal a question to ask a 23 year old. '...uh...Yes.' I should of there and then started stabbing the paper with the closed scissors sc… more

Interview Off With The Animals From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (213 days old)

4 cigarettes, 5 cigarettes, 6 cigarettes, 7 In an hour. Crickled Suit from the dark ages of fashion- suited and booted it is not, more suited for a booting (Oh jesus that was bad) 5 cup of coffe… more

Bad Joke From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (222 days old)

I had a friend when I was growing up, We quickly became best friends and were inseparable, But then we became really competitive, Always trying to best one another, I had a Nintendo, he ha… more

I Am Gene Kelly Of The Dole Queue From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (222 days old)

As we line up to be slowly judged and patronised one by one and tested on whether we applied for those 3 job applications a week (such a strain!), it always amazes me that I'm not alone in this proc… more

Love Is On The Dole- Drinking Game From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (247 days old)

Three weeks on the dole and its as bad as everyone thinks, depression, sorrow, remorse and 5 hour long baths of tears. But hey at least it allows me some good drinking and smoking time to myself, y… more

The time I was mugged From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (752 days old)

I was walking, crawling was not the done thing tonight, vodka makes me run around with no place to go and this was no different. The world had become indecisive, rocking from side to side as I try to … more

Change is as pointless as saying no From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (757 days old)

Change is a difficult thing, who really wants to change themselves, it would mean that you dont think yourself and thats hard to swallow. I don’t see the point of changing its not like I’m significant… more

I love smoking From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (875 days old)

Nowadays Im so scared of cancer that I only smoke the packets with 'Smoking can endanger your baby' on the label, its far safer this way i think. I know its not what people want to hear, it probably… more

Inner teenage boy From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (877 days old)

Sitting in a candlelit bar of jazzy music and sophiscated olive snacks. She says, 'Lets go, I need to pee and have sex.' What is a guy to do but finish his drink real slow. These moments don't come… more

Modern Times- a poem From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (886 days old)

Down to the club to where the peacocks dance Choose from the many ones and take a chance try to act it cool but don't get no sign walkaway as they say better luck next time now waiting… more

Love is like a ringtone, it just gets more tacky From londonsdead85 in London is Dead (905 days old)

So theres me and Johnny Cigarettes in some dirty booze brothel sinking some of the good old black and white stuff. Fighting words and racist banter are whispered quietly these days but here they are s… more