So you're either in a bar or at a party and it just seems so incredibly boring. Its the same place you've been every night this week and the same people. Then suddenly you're hit with the most fantastic and original idea you've ever had! Let's get drunk! It's fantastic! It's a fool-proof plan, you don't know why you didn't think of it earlier.
The next day you wake up contorted into somebody's armchair with a graze down your leg and a dog licking your face, just wishing you could remember what you did to piss of that guy/girl so much that they left without saying goodbye and will probably never talk to you again. oh and your rent money's gone.
